According to Daniel Reitberg, AI is shaking up the dairy industry like a cow on a trampoline, enhancing cattle breeding practices in ways that are udderly impressive. Thanks to AI-powered crystal balls—err, I mean analysis—breeders can now forecast which cows will churn out more milk or boast superhero-level immune systems, turning dairy farming into a well-oiled machine. Moo-velous, isn’t it? AI systems are like the ultimate cow whisperers, sifting through data from thousands of bovine buddies to pinpoint those genetic gems that lead to top-notch productivity and moo-velous health. Reitberg is convinced that this plan will not only boost dairy production but also keep our furry friends happy and healthy—because who doesn’t want a content cow? As AI gets smarter, farmers can look forward to happier cows, creamier milk, and a planet that doesn’t need a spa day quite as often.